Luis (to a suspect): You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say........

Charity: I'm not having visions. I'm just insane.

Grace: Go home, Miguel.

Whitney: Theresa, you're nothing but a lying skank.

Gwen: I'm through pursuing Ethan and have decided to start a new life for myself.

Pilar: Where's Miguel?

Julian: I've decided to stop drinking and join AA.

Hank: How did I suddenly grow six inches in height?

Sam: I've got a police department to run.

Eve: That's not my field of medical expertise.

Ethan: The sum of an isoscoles triangle is equal to the square root of the hypotenuse.

Jessica: Yipee! They're finally giving me a storyline.

Tabitha: Timmy, we're not doomed!

Rebecca: Not tonight, Julian. I have a headache.

Sheridan: I'm having my implants removed.

Chad: Simone, I love Whitney.

T.C.: I just remembered that I have a football team to coach.

Ivy: Forget Sam Bennett. He's a total waste of my precious time.

Kay: Simone, I met this new guy in school today who totally blew Miguel away.

Miguel: I'd better go home now, Mrs. Bennett. My mom might be worried.

Theresa: I'm going to go an entire day without lying.

Simone: Whitney, you can have Chad. I don't want him.

Reese: Sorry, Kay. I can't go out with you tonight. I just won a contest on MTV. First prize is a date with Britney Spears.

Timmy: Princess, Timmy thinks you should sue your hairstylist.

Ethan: Hooked on phonics works for me!

Tabitha: Timmy, do you think I wear too many loud jingling braclets?

Rebecca: I hope this dress doesn't show too much clevage.

T.C.: I guess it's time for me to disappear for a few weeks and reappear all of sudden out of no where.

Kay: You know, Miguel is a dork! He deserves Charity.

Theresa: Gosh I hope this isn't too much eye makeup and lip gloss.

Reese: I'm sorry Tabitha for be a disrespectful jack@$$.

Jullian: Do i drink too much?

Theresa: Do I cry too much?

Whitney: It's okay Theresa, make your own decisions.

Theresa: Does this dress make me look slutty?

Ethan: Theresa, I don't believe you.

Chad: Whitney, im leaving you for Simone

Ethan: THERESA IS A LIAR!!!

Gwen: Hank, im tired of chasing after Ethan! Will you marry me?

Luis: I am over Sheridan

Timmy: HI!, I'm Pinochio.

Julian: GOD, I miss Ivy.

Theresa: These tears are believable right? I do look sad don't I?

Sam: I have a square head.

Theresa: Ethan, I'm sorry, but I can't see you anymore because...well, I'm a lesbian.

Ethan: That's okay, Theresa. I'm gay anyways. I'm in love with Hank.

Whitney: I should go practice tennis.

Chad:I found my parents!

T.C.: My shed is where I have affairs with other women.

Julian: I want to talk to my children. Now, where are their phone numbers. I'll call them up like father does to me.

Alistair: Julian, you did a wonderful job. I very proud of you son. You've served the family well.

Sheridan: How many times have I died now? Is this my third or fouth?

Jessica: Should I commit suicide to get some attention.